A woman went into the McDonald’s restaurant in Ayer, Massachusetts one day for lunch and ordered a fried chicken sandwich. Not caring much for mayonnaise, she requested that it be left off the sandwich, along with tomatoes. After the order was ready and paid for, the woman sat down and unwrapped her sandwich. She took a huge bite, and… wham! There was a huge glob of mayonnaise in her mouth. Annoyed, she brought it up to the cashier who had served her and demanded a new sandwich, citing that she had specifically asked for no tomatoes and no mayo. Confused,...

Subject: McDonald’s Fast Food Job Application This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM! (original editor’s note: I would have hired him too!!) NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and...