Subject: McDonald’s Fast Food Job Application This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM! (original editor’s note: I would have hired him too!!) NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and...