Subject: McDonald’s Fast Food Job Application This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM! (original editor’s note: I would have hired him too!!) NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and...

This urban legend is also known simply as “The Hook”. It  has been gaining popularity since the 1950’s. An immature boy drove his date to a dark and abandoned Lovers’ Lane for a little alone time. After turning on the radio set for some mood music, he leaned over and began kissing the girl. A short while later, the music abruptly stopped and an announcer’s voice came on, warning in an pressing tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers’...